Ok, I looked them up and they’re the Savannah Bananas, a baseball team in the Coastal Plain League and basically their entire marketing strategy is making cute videos? I love them.
They have a dance team that’s all older ladies and they’re called the “Banana Nanas.” It’s amazing.
Alien 1: “So you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.”
Alien 2: “Yes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.”
Alien 1: “You misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.”
Alien 2: “…What?… for entertain… Even the human young?!”
Alien 1: “Yes.”
Alien 2: “I… I understand now.”
This is awsome holy fuck
I mean, not just for fun, though.
Like, the fun helps, sure, but the three strongest motivators of the human race are “it was there,” “hold my beer,” and “they all said I couldn’t… so I did”.
And that’s probably pretty damn close to a perfect summary, here…
Can’t wait for an alien to abduct me and push me off a cliff for fun and expect me to land on my two feet
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